In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,
a young lady was brought before the judge toanswer a ticket given her for driving through a redlight.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediatedisposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he.
"Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through ared light' five hundred times."